Items needed
May 8, 2007Strange things to think about…
I was watching “The Return of the King” the other day and was struck with an odd thought. All potential world liberators really need a check list to ensure success against said world conquers. Some of these items would be:
1) Magic Sword (+2 or better, affects undead/ desolidified, and armor piercing)(Light Sabers fall into this category)
2) Undead Army (reasoning: Enchanted weapons needed to hit them, they cause fear/terror, un-resistible attacks, high accuracy and damage, all in all battle winners)
3) Eagles, a must not only are they’re incredibly butch (anything that can bite the head off a Fell Beast in flight is just down right TOUGH!) and overall just plain COOL!!
4) A White Wizard, now I know Gandalf wasn’t that much of a wizard (flinging spells and such, but I gotta’ think he had some kinda’ massive AoE team wide morale buffs, not to mention a huge Commanding Presence)
5) Oh yeah and the opposing army general has to has a symanitical weakness. (ie. Can’t be killed by a man, so is done in by a woman kinda’ thing.)
Don’t forget–walking trees. Also, cavalrymen who are gutsy/foolish enough to charge *downhill*!
Oh, and the Omega 13 Device might also come in handy…
Oh, great stuff!!
Walking trees, Daaang how did I miss that?!!???? You know that whole thing just makes me sudder…imagine a cheesed off Oak tree laying into you (30+ feet tall, dense wood)….ouch *GOOD!!!*
And of course the Omega 13 device *sharpens pencil and adds to list*